OMG : Man Cuts Off His Manhood Because It Was Useless After His Girlfriend Dumped Him

A Macedonian man chopped off his penis and threw it in the bin after he was dumped by his girlfriend for his lack of bedroom skills.

The man told medics he felt his small-sized penis was to blame for the split.

And, he said, as it was useless he decided to cut it off.

Oliver Ilic, 22, had called medics after he could not stop the bleeding.

And the jilted lover was taken on a stretcher in bloodstained jeans to hospital in the eastern town of Kocani.

Police searched his house and discovered the severed organ in a bin after it had been cut off with a single swipe from a razor blade.

WARNING: Graphic image below

Via.mirror.co.uk

HERO: Kevin Vickers was given a standing ovation by MPs for the lives he saved during Ottawa shooting

Canadian Parliament hero Kevin Vickers struggled to keep his emotions together this afternoon as he was given a standing ovation by MPs.

The former Mountie was applauded by MPs of all parties one day after he shot and killed Muslim convert Michael Zehaf-Bibeau.

Mr Vickers was clearly overcome with emotion during the ovation, which took place during a special sitting of the parliament.

He appeared close to tears as he carried out his ceremonial duties.

As reported by Sky News, Prime Minister Stephen Harper gave a speech before he shook Mr Vickers hand. Politicians then stood again to applaud the national hero.

Mr Vickers has been hailed as a hero yesterday after he shot the gunman who had killed Corporal Nathan Cirillo at the National War Memorial.

Gunfire erupted close to where Prime Minister Harper was speaking.

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1 Rihanna

 2 Ron Jeremy and Fan

3 Beyoncé

4 Chris Pratt

5 Tyra Banks

6 Brooklyn Decker

7 Amanda Bynes

8 Kim Kardashian

Zoe Saldana is a yummy as her growing baby bump looks ready to pop

 

The actress was spotted with her sister Mariel at a mall in Los Angeles doing some shopping .

Wearing a clingy, purple sports top and black leggings, Zoe opted for a more comfortable look for her shopping spree, but kept the glamour with a huge pair of sunglasses and a pair of gold hoop earrings. Choosing sensible footwear, the actress decided that trainers were the best option for a long day of baby shopping.

The 36 year old star is expecting twins with hubby Marco Perego and will be due in months.

Is all about Chika Ike in Dubia

                                   
                                     

Chika Ike is not slowing down any time  soon 

BREAKING: Fire Outbreak at Murtala Muhammed

There was a fire outbreak a few hours ago at MMIA, which swallowed up the second floor of the Murtala Muhammed International Airport  terminal in Lagos State. The fire was however speedily stopped before the damage could spread. 

Eyewitnesses say the fire was the result of an electrical surge and it began on the second floor of the terminal in the FAAN commercial department. 

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Comedian Jimmy Carr 'shocks the audience with tasteless Oscar Pistorius joke

He likes to shock with his outrageous sense of humour, but comedian Jimmy Carr reportedly caused offence on Wednesday when he took to the stage at the Xperia Access Q Awards 2014.

The 42-year-old presented the Best Act In The World Today award to rock band Kasabian but not before joking about the heartbreaking death of Reeva Steenkamp. 

                                                         

The quip came just a day after sportsman was sentenced to five years for shooting her dead in their home. 

He also told the 200-strong audience: 'That's not the controversial bit. Here it comes... I blame her. If she hadn't been in that disabled toilet none of this would have happened.

‘It’s the f*****g Q Awards, come on,' he told a shocked crowd. He later told The Mirror’s 3am after the show: ‘I think it went all right. I’m going to go home and write some new jokes.’

  Via.dailymail

Lady Gaga what on earth has happened to your eyebrows?

 And, yes, we know Halloween is just around the corner, but we're not sure it warrants a whole week of dressing up in the lead up to the actual event.

But hey, who's about to tell Gaga what she can and can't do?

Beyonce who ? JLo shows off her stunning figure in raunchy gold leotard at We Day in Vancouver

  JLo shows us how it's done

 Jennifer Lopez proved she's still got the best booty in the business  as she surprised audiences by closing the show at We Day in Vancouver.

And it was some surprise.

The star brought the house down as she took to the stage at the Rogers Arena in Vancouver to perform her hits Get It Right and Big Booty on Wednesday night. More pics below

  JLo shows us how it's done