Kim Kardashian's much-anticipated selfie book Selfish (get it?!) won't hit shelves until April, but we've got the description for you right here and it.is.hilarious.
Unintentionally, of course. But still.
The reality star's book features NEVER BEFORE SEEN self-portraits from her "her early beginnings as a wardrobe stylist," Rizzoli publishing boasts.
It will also present, in all their epic glory, "some of Kim's favorite selfies in one volume ... from her favorite throwback images to current ultra-sexy glam shots."
Knock us over with a feather.
The book description also kompares the Kim Kardashian sex tape star to none other than Marilyn Monroe. Seriously. The two are totally on the same plane.
She's "one of the most recognizable and iconic celebrities in the world," having catapulted herself into the upper echelon of Hollywood, the publisher notes.
"Hailed by many (including Givenchy designer Riccardo Tisci) as the modern-day personification of Marilyn Monroe, Kim has become a true American icon."
"A new mom to her daughter, North, and happily married to the rapper Kanye West, Kim Kardashian is on top of the world," the intro hype continuesThis collection of hand-picked images from her personal archive is a tribute to her fans who have supported her through her very highly publicized journey."
Oh, and it gets better still.
"With her curvaceous style, successful reality TV show Keeping Up with the Kardashians, DASH clothing store, makeup and perfume lines, she has acquired a massive fan following in the multi-millions."
"Through social media (Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook), Kim connects with her fans on a daily basis, sharing details of her life with her selfie photography."
"Widely regarded as a trailblazer of the 'selfie movement' (a modern-day self-portrait of the digital age) Kim has mastered the art of taking flattering and highly personal photos of oneself."
Through her hard work on Selfish, the teaser concludes, the 34-year-old "provides readers with a behind-the-scenes look into this larger-than-life star."
The only thing better?
A book of Kim Kardashian nude photos. Oh wait, that already exists, and it's free. It's called the Internet. She's been a trailblazer in that regard as well .