Ace comedian Ali Baba shared his opinion on what makes a man
and those things ladies look out for in men..He also asking the ladies what
they look out for in a man..
I AM A MAN OF MANY PARTS... A man is made up of many parts.
These parts all add up to MAKE A man. To some, a man is not a man, if the part
the leaf covers leaves him. Some believe if the man has no good head... He
is gone! Others will argue that it's the heart of a man that matters. They
INSIST that, a man could have all the body parts any woman would
crave, but if he is wickedly wired, all that desired physical attributes
come to nothing. After talking with several people, I have come to realize
that, people are ready to discount all kinds of deficit a man has, based on
what they count as MOST IMPORTANT.
In fact I met a lady who said once a man needs a much larger
leaf to cover the covered part in theimage posted, it's functional AND
applied properly, he could be crippled for all they care. Another said,
"if he has money, that's all!" What if he has a great sense of Humour? I asked. Are you being
funny? (Obviously, she can't take a joke) Anyway, let's move on. I recall a
certain lady said the man must have hair on his chest. As if she will shave the
chest hair and give to a school in place of fees.
In my quest, I found out that, a man's butt, shoulders,
fingers, lips, feet, nails, biceps, chest, eyes and even whether he is bald or
not, all matter in the-man-of-my-dreams matter. If you ask me, none of these
should matter. But it apparently does. Oh! I nearly forgot. A certain lady says
any man with "open teeth" makes her weak in the knees. (There is an 'opening'
in Minna, Niger State). Let's move on. Many believe a man who is tall, with
broad shoulders, well dressed, manicured nails, tidy haircut and available is a
must have. But what if his blood is "HAVE NOT".
That is to say, no shishi! What if he beats you at every
opportunity instead of hugging you likeMayweather? What if he is provocatively
jealous? What if he has a complex? Not the real estate type? What if his
confidence is nada!? What if? What if? What if?.... So I ask, what are the
things that a lady thinks defines her man? All that talk of I want an Honest
man... I want a man to love me... I want a man who is there for me... I want a
good man... IS ALL VAGUE AND CRIMINALLY AMBIGUOUS. Be VIVID"
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